The Bobbsey Twins expect us to Swalwell all the Schiff they spew out
Let me state this right up front so that there is no misunderstanding about what I am saying. California Democrat Congressman Adam Schiff, among many, many others in the Democrat Party, is unequivocally, and unabashedly, an unrepentant liar. Period.
Certainly that’s a harsh statement to make about anybody, even politicians. Considering that Schiff is well educated, simple stupidity cannot be the explanation for all the falsehoods and lies that he has told and continues to tell to the American people on a daily basis.
Therefore in recognition of Adam Schiff elevating the art of lying to a new level I am creating a new phrase to use when confronting a known liar. Previously it was common to respond to someone who was telling a falsehood with a response of “You’re full of crap”. But since Adam Schiff has thrust himself onto the national scene with lie after lie, it seems only appropriate to change that to “You’re full of Schiff”. Nothing could be more descriptive and accurate. While Adam Schiff is worthy of such recognition for his numerous and repeated lies, there are others among the current crop of Democrat politicians who are also worthy of recognition.
Former Vice President Joe Biden is apparently struggling with his decision on whether or not to announce his candidacy for President in 2020. There’s plenty in Biden’s history to struggle over, particularly the most recent claim from a woman who accuses the former Veep of unwanted physical contact. Women have often rebuffed unwanted advances from men by clearly asserting “No, don’t touch me”! Recognizing his habit of pawing all over whichever woman or young girl happens to be within arm’s reach, when resisting any unwanted advances women can now simply say “Joe, don’t touch me” instead. The meaning is the same.
And then you have Nancy Pelosi who I initially thought was just another Democrat major league liar. But over time I’ve become convinced that she is merely delusional and truly believes all of the crazy things that she says. So in recognition of Nancy’s apparent mental incapacity I think “Dumber than a box of rocks” should be replaced with “Dumber than a box of Botox” in her honor.
During his two terms in office Barack Obama certainly was deserving of recognition for the innumerable lies he told the American people to first get elected, and then to remain in office for eight years. And his current efforts to undermine the administration of President Trump are certainly notable. When one is accused of “crawling out from under a rock” it generally means they come from questionable origins, and are not thought very highly of. So to recognize Barack Obama I’m suggesting “crawling out from under a Barack” to replace the original insult. Considering Obama’s questionable origins and his questionable activities it fits perfectly.
Then there’s Eric Swalwell, he of the “Trump is a Russian agent” fame. Or infamy, whichever you choose. Since Swalwell continues to spew outrageous charges against the Trump campaign even after the Mueller investigation cleared the president of any wrongdoing. While he clearly is full of Schiff, Swalwell deserves his own unique phrase. People often will ask incredulously “Do you expect me to swallow that” when confronted with a bold-faced lie. It seems appropriate now to ask incredulously “Do you expect me to swalwell that”? Swalwell expects us to swallow all the schiff he spews out, so he’s deserving of his own individual honor.
We cannot forget AOC, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the freshman representative from New York. Her enthusiasm is admirable, and completely misguided. She hasn’t been right on a single thing since taking office. Often times we encounter people in positions of authority who like to say “There’s the right way, the wrong way, and my way”. In AOC’s case “There’s the right way, the wrong way, which is AOC’s way” fits like a glove.
I could go on and on about Democrats, there are so many examples of how they have lied or just done plain stupid things. There are so many more phrases and slogans that could be used to describe them. But this isn’t about catchy sayings or phrases. It’s about political differences and philosophies.
It’s about Americans and Democrats. And Democrats for the most part are dishonest and corrupt and they pose the greatest threat to our republic. Simply stated, they truly are enemies of the freedom-loving people of America. Image: J. Scott Applewhite/AP