Hillary and Bill Clinton were born political geniuses. Fact is many Americans consider them like American royalty. Hillary clearly was cheated out of the 2008 and 2016 elections. Even today, her posse can be found walking the hallways of mental institutions. Many of these people have been diagnosed with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

In spite of all efforts to destroy these hard drives with jack-hammers, bleach-bit, acid wash, even dropped from planes over the North Pole – the drives were discovered in the back of a Russian pickup truck by an unnamed source.

We are pleased to release the first eight emails here at America Out Loud, with many more to follow. Trust us when we tell you they are legit. We can NOT however release the name of the unnamed source. If we did, they wouldn’t be unnamed any further. Enjoy the read and stay tuned for more shocking developments…


EMAIL LOT S-43-1

To:  Huma
From:  Hillary
Subject:  The Jig is up !

Dear Huma,
They’re onto me !  I tried to delete all the @#vdu^&* e-mails in my mail box, but I can’t figure out this #@&b*%! computer.  Can you stop by my office to help me out ?  By the way, have you seen Bill ?  

HRC

To:  HRC
From:  Huma
Subject:  E-Mail / Bill

Dear Hillary,
Just hit “select all”, then tap the “delete” key.  That should work.  I saw Bill yesterday on his way to the airport carrying a box of cigars and a shopping bag from Victoria’s Secret, but not sure where he was headed.

Huma


EMAIL LOT S-43-2

To:  Dr. Rice
From:  HRC
Subject: Benghazi

Dear Susan,
We need time to concoct a story to explain how we screwed up over this Benghazi thing.  Can you run interference for us on some of these news programs to buy us some time ?

P.S.  Have you seen Bill ? 

To:  HRC
From:  Susan
Subject:  Benghazi

Dear HRC,
No problem.  As the old saying goes, “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with B.S.”  I’ll come up with something that doesn’t sound stupid.  Bill who ?

Susan  


EMAIL LOT S-43-3

To:  Hillary
From:  Barack
Subject:  Benghazi

Hill,
Not sure what happened last night after I left the Situation Room.  I needed to prepare for this Vegas gig.  We need the money if we’re going to keep tis fundamental transformation going.  Can you fill me in on what you’ve done so far to cover our tracks on this ?  By the way, do you know where Bill is ?

Barack

To:  Barack
From:  HRC
Subject:  Last Night

Barack,
I wasn’t sure the way you bailed out of the Situation Room last night, I thought there was an emergency somewhere else.  Bad things happened in Benghazi, but I’ve got Susan running interference while we come up with a story.  She assures me she’ll put together a real good cover for us to use.  No, I haven’t seen Bill.  Why do you ask ?

HRC


EMAIL LOT S-43-4

To:  Hillary
From:  Huma
Subject:  Benghazi

Hillary,
It’s not looking good from a public relations standpoint.  This Benghazi situation may spiral out of control and hurt you politically.  Suggestions ?

Huma

To:  Huma
From:  HRC
Subject:  Benghazi

Huma,
Give Carville a call.  He’s a sleazebag, he’ll go to work attacking anyone who goes public with anything that might be negative.  “Spiral out of control” ?  Hmmmm,….give Susan a call, she might be able to use that line !  Any word on Bill’s whereabouts ?

HRC


EMAIL LOT S-43-5

To:  James Carville, Susan Rice
CC:  HRC
From:  Huma
Subject:  Benghazi

Susan,
Think about working the phrase “spiral out of control” into your comments when you’re on TV.

James, this Benghazi thing has the potential to hurt Hillary politically when she runs for president once ‘The Usurper’ is gone.  We need you to find any dirt on anyone who comes forward with anything negative on Hillary.

P.S.  Bill’s missing, get ready with another “hundred dollar bill and a trailer park” comment if he surfaces without his pants again.

To:  Huma,
From:  James Carville
Subject:  Benghazi / Bill

Huma,
We’re on it !  Benghazi ?  No problem, I put together a whole book of attacks for Hillary’s campaign in 2008 that I couldn’t use against ‘The Usurper’.  They’ll work against white folks too if Benghazi flares up.

As for Bill, even if he surfaces at the Playboy Mansion with Hefner we can come up with something suitable, we’ll claim he had a speaking engagement before the commercial rabbit industry. 


EMAIL LOT S-43-6

To:  Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
From:  HRC
Subject:  War on Women

Debbie,
Need your help.  Can you restart the old ‘war on women’ crap we used the last time ?  I know its B.S. and no one really buys into it anymore, but I’m thinking if we keep throwing things at a wall something’s got to stick.  The Republicans are easy, they’ll back off and run for cover if we hit the ‘War on Women’ theme hard enough.

HRC

P.S.  Time for a new hairstyle Deb, the kinky thing isn’t working for you anymore.

To:  HRC
From:  Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
Subject:  War on Women

Hillary,
The War on Women is already up and running !  We’re going to combine it with a “War on African-Americans”, a “War on Latinos”, and a “War on Homosexuals”.  

Thanks for the advice, but the kinky hair is my ‘signature’.

Deb

P.S.  Can you tighten or shorten Bill’s leash, he’s been sniffing around here a lot lately.   


EMAIL LOT S-43-7

To:  Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
From:  HRC
Subject:  Bill

Deb,
Is Bill there with you ?????

Hillary

To:  HRC
From:  Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
Subject:  Bill

Hillary,
No, Bill isn’t here anymore.  He was hanging around panting like a dog in heat for a few hours, but he’s gone now.  Not sure where he went.

Deb


EMAIL LOT S-43-8

To:  HRC
From:  Joe Biden
Subject:  Spelling

Hillary,
I got a phone call from Debbie Wasserman-Schultz complaining about Bill hanging around and hitting on young female interns working in the DNC’s offices.  Can you reel him in a little bit so the gals can focus on filing and typing ?  Thanks.

Joe

P.S.  Do you know how to spell philanduring,…filandering,…..horn dog ?