Homeland Security says they’ve detected UNUSUAL ACTIVITY in the way of rogue spy devices In D.C. – For a moment Americans were excited thinking that Congress was working!
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Google said that it would boost security in YouTube offices globally following the shooting. Great idea. While they are at it perhaps they can BOOST THEIR ethical behavior in how they treat customers.
Russia’s King ‘Vlad’ Putin meets with Iran’s Hassan Rouhani and President Erdogan in Ankara. There hasn’t been a meeting like this since ‘The Three Stooges’ went to reruns.
Chief of Staff John Kelly calls EPA Director Scott Pruitt to tell him the scandals need to stop. Pruitt asked Kelly back ‘Which Scandal is he specifically speaking about?”
The media wants to know when Hillary Clinton will stop the ‘world apology tour on losing the election’ — LET ME HELP THEM OUT — WHEN THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT HER!